shakespeareintellectualbadass:
even sitting down, Jared is a foot taller than Gen
Actual moose Jared Padalecki
(Source: hiddlesy)
Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always…
(Source: ashgaytchum)
stop telling your daughters that hair-pulling and teasing is a sign that “he likes you!”
a little boy picking on a little girl doesn’t meant that he likes her, it means he’s a little shit (⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: corteae)
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
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you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
(Source: ermma-louise)
that-flighty-temptress-adventure:
#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality.
there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ
And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo.
Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals
(Source: ghoststhatweknew)
Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.
Better than the original
The nails thing, oh god, so true
“…there’s no thing in all creation that can exist without its opposite.”
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
