May 2013
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
Me: this one time in supernatural-
Friends: shut up
sherlockian-rhapsody:
gallifreyansquid:
thegirlincendio:
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
borinq:
onewith-thesun:
snorlaxatives:
some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven
I hope you realize how important you are to society
I do don’t worry
dayandnightitsjustlife:
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
mellarkish:
i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!
nevermind
cadaverousgallant:
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
soudas:
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
...
themachineandmonster:
TUMBLR WAS JUST ON THE NEWS
THEY COMPARED KARP TO ZUCKERBURG
THIS IS A RED ALERT
Oh god, don’t make my most successful text post be a hysterical current-affairs preach
mayorsoffice:
i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why
borinq:
onewith-thesun:
snorlaxatives:
some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven
I hope you realize how important you are to society
I do don’t worry
tinychatter:
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
high-functioningginger:
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he...
